The time: 11:55 p.m. The date: April 15. The place: Spencer's neighborhood Kinko's.
Monday, April 21, 2003 1:26 AM
A Perl script for a catalog cataclysm
The time: 11:55 p.m. The date: April 15. The place: Spencers neighborhood Kinkos
. We find the tax-stressed Tabby waiting in line to get copies of his tax forms before "skatting" to the post office to mail them. Spencer was about to scream at the geeky-looking kid behind the counter to make it snappy when the kid handed him his tax formsand he realized the awesome power the kid now held over him.
With access to his name and addressnot to mention his Social Security numberthe kid, if aggravated, could easily retaliate by sending kinky catalogs to his significant other. Worse, Spencer remembered reading an e-mail about three security researchers who realized that typing these words into Google
request catalog name address city state zipwill bring up links to more than 250,000 Web forms for mail-order catalogs. A disgruntled party using a standard form parser, along with a few lines of Perl script, could toss an intended victims info onto all 250,000 forms and let the also-disgruntled legion of U.S. postal workers carry out the dirty work. The researchers also claim that such an attack could be aimed at gridlocking a local post office by targeting many individuals in the same ZIP code. Spencer clicked on www.avirubin.com/scripted.attacks.pdf to read the researchers white paper. "Yikes, talk about clogging your portal at both ends," he grimaced.
It seems HP
isnt having a problem getting thingsin this case peopleout the door. A Tabby tattler claimed that HPs Enterprise Group, which is basically the Unix and Intel server groups combined and which reported its operating loss to be about $83 million last quarter, had reportedly been making some money on the Intel side. So, natch, the Intel and not the Unix folks will feel the axeby up to 20 percent. A spokesman for HP told the Kitty that the layoffs are just part of the ongoing cuts that were announced at the time of the merger with Compaq
. "Nice. Carly has HP-invented a reverse rewards program," Spencer meowmbled to himself.
CEO Michael Capellas is proving hes worth every penny of the $14.4 million HP handed him to leave. His first masterstroke? Change the tarnished name to iconic but old-hat MCI. "I guess he never got the invent part of HP," pondered the Puss.
is cutting about 800 employees at its Attleboro, Mass., facility. The jobs, which include sensor and control manufacturing, are shifting to China, Korea and Mexico. El Gato heard engineering positions may eventually follow suit. "I think I hear that sucking sound Ross Perot once described as American jobs going down the drain getting louder," lamented the Lynx, as he got his taxes to the P.O. by 11:59:59.