Once you're past the age of, oh, 35, you've probably come to realize that you're not what you wanted to be when you grew up—and probably never will be. But that's only if you dreamed of being an astronaut or a movie star or a professional athlete. What if, at age 12, you dreamed of being a yes man or forced into early retirement? Well, your dream may just have come true—a reality Monster.com cleverly revealed in its 1999 Super Bowl ad.