A Sad Strategy

By Evan Schuman  |  Posted 2006-05-06 Print this article Print

Watch for this strategy to be adopted by Detroit. If a GM car doesnt last for the promised number of miles and/or years, the customer no longer is required to buy more stuff from them.
Loyalty Lab CEO Mark Goldstein argues that this is an especially good deal as many CRM firms today do indeed lock customers in for one year or far more.
"Weve reduced the minimum to six months," he said. Im not sure which is more sad: the fact that this is indeed better than what most vendors offer or the fact that most retail IT execs are so beaten down by unfair licensing terms from software vendors that this will be something that they will see as extremely attractive. Please dont get me wrong. This is indeed one of the better deals out there today. This may be more of a marketing issue than anything else. Theres nothing wrong with introducing an attractive package, but why try to make it into something its not? Why try and position it as a guarantee when it clearly isnt? The reality is that provable ROI with marketing (think Web ads) or with software or services is a fallacy when those improved results are dependent on the actions of thousands of customers and prospects out there somewhere. The best that can be hoped for is a reasonable increase in the probability that something will help. But logic and reasonable requests do not dominate corporate boardrooms today, especially when it comes to technology. The boards demand concrete ROI promises, even when those demands are not realistic. The CEOs dutifully oblige after the COO, CFO and CIO eventually fall in line. How many meetings can they argue that the request is not reasonable and that no answer they give should hold up under hard questioning? Ziff Davis Media eSeminars invite: Join us on May 8 at 2 p.m. ET as security and identity management experts and Sun Microsystems look at how identity management provisioning can help lower TCO and realize ROI payback. Explain how you can be so sure that a better understanding of these customers will force them to give us more money? Have you factored in their expenses and other demands on their dollars? Economy weaknesses that might lay some of them off? Gas prices, eating away at the dollars available for them to spend? What about cost reductions from some of our rivals or their decision to craft their own packages in-house? But CEOs and boards rarely ask such questions because the last things they want to hear are the answers. Theyd much rather hear, "Our software vendor guarantees 30 percent ROI." That makes the CFO happy, as long as no one in the room asks how such a number could possibly be assured. Fortunately for software firms, those execs also rarely ask what happens if they dont deliver. Recently, I was drinking a supposed health drink (it was one of the more neutral-tasting versions of soy milk) when I noticed that the second most plentiful ingredient was "organic evaporated cane juice." Wait a second. That would be "cane" as in "sugar cane." Sugar cane juice is just sugar mixed with water. Evaporated cane juice is then sugar mixed with water with the water removed leaving ..... sugar. I think Ive figured out where unemployed CRM software marketers get jobs. Evan Schuman is retail editor for Ziff Davis Internets Enterprise Edit group. He has tracked high-tech issues since 1987, has been opinionated long before that and doesnt plan to stop anytime soon. He can be reached at Evan_Schuman@ziffdavis.com. Check out eWEEK.coms for the latest news, views and analysis on technologys impact on retail.

Evan Schuman is the editor of CIOInsight.com's Retail industry center. He has covered retail technology issues since 1988 for Ziff-Davis, CMP Media, IDG, Penton, Lebhar-Friedman, VNU, BusinessWeek, Business 2.0 and United Press International, among others. He can be reached by e-mail at Evan.Schuman@ziffdavisenterprise.com.

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