He Left His Heart With WorldCom
"I like Satchmo's version of this tune better," mused the Mouser, who then was startled to notice an MCI logo appear at the end of the spot."I like Satchmos version of this tune better," mused the Mouser, who then was startled to notice an MCI logo appear at the end of the spot. Spence knew hed mindlessly viewed the ad before but always assumed it was for IBM or feminine-hygiene products. "Do any of you folks realize who or what MCI is?" the Kitty queried his compadres, none of whom follows the tech industry. "A phone service" and "Didnt Candice Bergen do its ads ... or was that Sprint?" were the typical replies. The Kitty scoffed when Mike Capellas first order of business was to change the WorldCom name back to MCI, but now it seemed like sheer genius. "Maybe Enron should just change its name to Oprah and run ads with Walking on Sunshine as the soundtrack," hissed His Hirsuteness.
Having fully depressed his fellow partygoers, the Kitty bid his friends adieu and grabbed a cab home. During the ride, El Gato received a call from a smooth operator in D.C., who claimed sources in Baghdad say its doubtful that Iraqs newly appointed telecom regulatory commission will complete its proposed law to govern communications by the end of next month.