Idiocy Imperils the Web

 
 
By Jim Rapoza  |  Posted 2003-06-02 Email Print this article Print
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

It's time for us to stop admiring virus writers and start dishing out heaping spoonfuls of shame to stupid users.
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  • You people are such idiots! Not you, of course. I mean those other people, the ones who make it so easy for every simple, standard virus to propagate across the Web. Twice in the last few weeks, Ive had the same experience. I receive a security notice on a new virus, first Fizzer and then Palyh. I then find out that they infect Windows-based systems when a user opens an attachment from an unsolicited e-mail message. I then think to myself, "This wont be big; everyone knows you dont open attachments in unexpected e-mails." Then the virus spreads across tens of thousands of systems.

    Whats up with these people? Over the last few years, there have been hundreds of new viruses that spread in this manner. Most people figure out that if they keep grabbing the electric fence, theyll get a shock every time. So why do they continue to stupidly open attachments they arent expecting?

    To some degree, the fault for this lies with the technology press. We tend to take each new virus too seriously while not taking the time to shame the morons who are making it possible for the viruses to succeed.

    Imagine if there were a rash of car thefts where thieves stole a bunch of cars that were left running with the doors open. Reporters wouldnt focus on the cleverness of the car thieves; they would point out the stupidity of the car owners. Or imagine thousands of cases of food poisoning from people eating completely raw chicken. Im sure we would be reading plenty about the cluelessness of the "victims."

    Its time for us to stop admiring virus writers and start dishing out heaping spoonfuls of shame to stupid users.

    Instead of a headline like "Dangerous Fizzer Worm Attacks the Internet," how about "Thousands of Morons Open Obviously Virus-Laden E-mail Attachments"? I kind of like it. It has a light, comedic feel similar to headlines found at The Onion. But as Homer Simpson would say, its funny because its true. Stories like that should embolden smart users so that, instead of accepting their co-workers incompetence, they will feel free to mock and ridicule these Typhoid Marys of the computer world.

    The shaming wouldnt have to stop there. IT staff could put up posters identifying the stupidest virus-spreaders in the company. Rank-and-file employees could videotape their co-workers opening attachments with obvious virus subjects such as "Cool screensaver." We could have a new TV show, "Americas Most Idiotic E-mail Users!" Webcams could be set up peering over the shoulders of those most likely to open an attachment. Watching a virus spread in real time could become a spectator sport.



     
     
     
     
    Jim Rapoza, Chief Technology Analyst, eWEEK.For nearly fifteen years, Jim Rapoza has evaluated products and technologies in almost every technology category for eWEEK. Mr Rapoza's current technology focus is on all categories of emerging information technology though he continues to focus on core technology areas that include: content management systems, portal applications, Web publishing tools and security. Mr. Rapoza has coordinated several evaluations at enterprise organizations, including USA Today and The Prudential, to measure the capability of products and services under real-world conditions and against real-world criteria. Jim Rapoza's award-winning weekly column, Tech Directions, delves into all areas of technologies and the challenges of managing and deploying technology today.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

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