Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

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Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

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Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

Of my attempts to rule searchYou should be quite waryThough my persona can sometimesSeem wacky, not scaryDespite chair-throwing rantsOr my Monkey Boy DanceForget Page & BrinIt's you I'm gonna "bury"

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I want the world. Every business and acre, man I'll buy the butcher, the bakerThe candlestick maker, manBut even I must agreeRumors I'll acquire SAPAren't scaring Agassi,McDermott or even Herr Kagermann

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When I hit the mallThe Apple store's where I shopYour iPhone's so coolIt almost made my head popYet it seems greatly insaneThat Cisco owns the nameIf you opened a restaurantI guess you'd call it iHop

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Let's get to the pointI'll be very directYou've been eyeing other chipsFor a while, I suspectThough I know I can't win youWith chocolates or flatteryIf you strayed it would burnLike an old Sony batteryRather than leave ourAlliance to the fatesPerhaps if I sent youA billion rebatesYou'd feel like a kingA queen or a contessaAnd stop your canoodlingWith AMD's new processor

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Unlike corporationsWho longingly embraceBuying up real estateIn this virtual placeI seek a tryst with a fellow AvatarBecause love in the real worldHas escaped me thus farAnd, yet, whyFor this parallel life do I so thirst?To fully live a Second LifeShouldn't I really have a first?

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