Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

 
 
By eweek  |  Posted 2003-05-28
 
 
 

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines


Of my attempts to rule search
You should be quite wary
Though my persona can sometimes
Seem wacky, not scary
Despite chair-throwing rants
Or my Monkey Boy Dance
Forget Page & Brin
It's you I'm gonna "bury"

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines


I want the world. Every business and acre, man I'll buy the butcher, the baker
The candlestick maker, man
But even I must agree
Rumors I'll acquire SAP
Aren't scaring Agassi,
McDermott or even Herr Kagermann

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines


When I hit the mall
The Apple store's where I shop
Your iPhone's so cool
It almost made my head pop
Yet it seems greatly insane
That Cisco owns the name
If you opened a restaurant
I guess you'd call it iHop

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines


Let's get to the point
I'll be very direct
You've been eyeing other chips
For a while, I suspect
Though I know I can't win you
With chocolates or flattery
If you strayed it would burn
Like an old Sony battery
Rather than leave our
Alliance to the fates
Perhaps if I sent you
A billion rebates
You'd feel like a king
A queen or a contessa
And stop your canoodling
With AMD's new processor

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines


Unlike corporations
Who longingly embrace
Buying up real estate
In this virtual place
I seek a tryst with a fellow Avatar
Because love in the real world
Has escaped me thus far
And, yet, why
For this parallel life do I so thirst?
To fully live a Second Life
Shouldn't I really have a first?

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

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