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By eweek  |  Posted 2012-05-28
 
 
 

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ...

Written and illustrated by Brian Moore

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ...

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Fewer Blinking Lights, More RAM

... Your current system can run Vista ... (do all those blinking lights do anything?) ...

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Fewer Blinking Lights, More RAM

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - The Price Is Right

... The price you see on the Best Buy Web site matches the one on their intranet ... (Sale Items > USB-Powered Acessories > Ben Affleck Talking E-Mail Notification Bust) ...

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - The Price Is Right

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Overclocked and Overbearing

... Your overclocked, water-cooled gaming rig doesn't attain sentience and take over your house ... (watching 2001, no doubt) ...

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Overclocked and Overbearing

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - The Music of the Cubes

... Your boss doesn't catch you watching fan-created Yu-Gi-Oh music videos on YouTube ... (or uploading them) ...

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - The Music of the Cubes

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Thumbs Up

... Your "BlackBerry thumb" regains sensation ... (your "Atari thumb" is still bothering you, though) ...

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Thumbs Up

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Legacy Hardware

... Your system isn't affected by the change in daylight-saving time ... (though you're still searching for an IM client for it) ...

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Legacy Hardware

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Party People

... You attend an event in Second Life and at least 50 percent of the attendees' avatars are humanoid. (And/or pass the "Captain Kirk Test" -- neon skin/superfluous head bumps are OK; extra limbs/chitinous shell/salt vampire tendencies are NOT OK).

You Can Count Yourself Lucky If ... - Party People

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