Spencer F. Katt

Read this weeks Spencer column.

To honor the 40th anniversary of the Beatles first trip to the United States, Spence tacked up his cherished but tattered poster of the Fab Four on the fading wallpaper of his apartment, as he pondered the pandemonium caused by the Liverpudlians cool coifs. Ah, yesterday. Hair length is still a hot topic—at least for […]

Read this weeks Spencer column.

The Gossip Gatherer gleaned that once-infamous hacker Kevin Mitnick doesnt seem to impress the security-savvy crowd these days. Mitnicks flagging street cred was betrayed by the snickers of many attendees at the fact that his companys Web server got hacked right after his site went up. The Furry One was in his element at Microsofts […]

Read this weeks Spencer column.

As Spencer lapped up libations with the legion of Lotus loyalists at Lotusphere in Orlando, he noted wistfully the absence of a Spartacus-like customer revolt at this years event. Instead, damning with faint praise was the order of the day. IBMs next-generation messaging and collaboration platform, Lotus Workplace, the centerpiece of the opening session and […]

Read this weeks Spencer column.

Eeyaaaaaghaaa! The frozen Furball screamed, Dean-like, as he popped at long last through one of the few open entrances to the Big Apples Jacob Javits Center for the LinuxWorld show. Limiting the number of accessible doors to the complex in lieu of beefed-up security must have seemed like a good idea at the time to […]

Read this weeks Spencer column.

The only thing more bitter than the frosty winds endured through last weeks cold spell in the Northeast was Spence himself for not having been picked as one of the young entrepreneurs to compete on Donald Trumps reality show, “The Apprentice.” The capitalist Katt knew he should have kept that failed attempt to open a […]