Spencer F. Katt

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Warbling Wayne Newtons “Danke Schoen,” Spencer wandered the Las Vegas Convention Center as union workers and marketing types frantically constructed booths for Comdex. Inconspicuously squished into a skintight tuxedo and sporting a bouffant-style toupee, the Rat Packin Katt heard a lead Microsoftie warn his preshow troops to “bear in mind that anyone you talk to […]

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The retro Ragamuffin was grooving to an Engelbert Humperdinck CD and sipping a bottle of Mateus as he checked e-mail from his pad. A missive from a Tabby tattler claimed theres a reason that Salesforce.com CEO Marc Benioff has been uncharacteristically quiet lately about his highflying companys IPO prospects. The tipster heard from sources that […]

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Aiming to recharge his batteries, which were depleted by too much travel, Spence indulged in a tried-and-true form of recreation: channel surfing. There! Spence clicked on his favorite spaghetti western, then reclined in his favorite beanbag chair with a glass of homemade wine to ponder whether he could pin the SoBig or Blaster virus on […]

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Out in Los Angeles for Microsofts Professional Developers Conference, El Gato was tickled by the fact that the only “Longhorn” “soft ware” product available before 2006 is a cotton thong with a Longhorn logo on it available from CafePress. But after noticing how few women were at the event, the Katt wondered if the hard-core […]

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