Spencer F. Katt

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, March 28, 2005 12:39 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: A hardscrabble life; bachelors of McBride; Hasbros endgame “Detente,” proclaimed the Puss, as he played Scrabble with a crony in the Pacific Bar at the Pan Pacific hotel in San Francisco. “What! All you put down were the letters for IBM and […]

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, March 21, 2005 12:52 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: Beating the bushes; Hitz list?; high-bandwidth bus “Captains of enterprise, raise your glasses,” bellowed the Baron of Babble in the bar of a Chilis near Massachusetts Route 128. “And toast the birth of the great Canadian thespian William Shatner!” Spence thought hed […]

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, March 14, 2005 12:19 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: Microsoft ships laughs, delays products; CRM Whenever “I guess it really aint easy being green,” mused the Mouser, mimicking Kermit the Frog, as he prowled the San Diego Convention Center for the Microsoft Convergence conference. Reportedly due to delays with its Microsoft […]

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, March 7, 2005 12:53 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: A Clint of recognition; grin and Barrett; pressing his pants “Go ahead, make Craigs day,” mumbled the Mouser as he watched a skywriter etch “Turion” above San Franciscos skyline. Turion is AMDs name for its upcoming family of mobile AMD64 chips—probably not […]

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, February 28, 2005 12:38 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: Surreal to reel; Lotus goes with the flow; Brit-speak The Kitty sat staring into his old View-Master 3-D viewer and marveled at his old photo reels. In an era where DVD owners nervously wait to see whether HD DVD or Blu-ray will […]

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, February 21, 2005 12:44 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: HP invents joke; IP Armageddon? Gates Foundation in-Kleined to charity “Change is good,” proclaimed the banner above the Hewlett-Packard booth at LinuxWorld in Beantown. In the wake of Carly Fiorinas ouster from HP, the bouncy slogan reeked of irony. The dark humor […]

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, February 14, 2005 12:51 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: Intel jilted; a Weise move; 43 Things “Cupid, draw back your bow,” Spence crooned along with Sam Cooke as he pondered spending another Valentines Day alone. “Romance and rumors dont mix,” laughed the love-challenged Lynx as he answered the KattPhone, hoping it […]

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, February 7, 2005 12:32 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: Groundhog delay; a lazy Firefox trips on a blog; Mudge adieu; a Yankees doodles “Damn you, Punxsutawney Phil,” Spencer cursed the famed groundhogs name as he typed it into the new MSN Search service. The sun-starved snitch needed warmth, not six more […]

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, January 31, 2005 12:19 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: Lotuspheres outer orbit; Oohs and Oz; Oregon snow job “Even my dongle is frozen,” griped El Gato, who was still digging out from the Blizzard of 2005. “The only thing currently hot in New England is the Patriots, and theyre heading for […]

From: spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com Sent: Monday, January 24, 2005 12:42 AM To: eWEEK readers Subject: Girl Scout Blues; Microsofts apprentice; CA-remlinology “How about some Katt tips on demand?” demanded El Gato of an amigo hed coerced into buying him lunch at a local Chilis. “Well, I know something thats not on demand at some IBM offices—Girl Scout […]