Yahoo: Be My Valentine - Microsoft

By Joe Wilcox  |  Posted 2008-02-14 Print this article Print

There's nothing like a lover scorned. Microsoft wants to be the beau, but Yahoo is playing hard to get. Stalker Microsoft plans a shotgun wedding. We think this matchup can only lead to divorce or, worse, domestic violence. Besides, it would be a Microsoft marriage for money, not love.

Yahoo's bachelorhood is coming to an end. We play matchmaker, pointing our Cupid's arrows at potential suitors.

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