Mr. Cs Virtual Valentines

By eweek  |  Posted 2003-05-28 Print this article Print

Let's get to the point
I'll be very direct
You've been eyeing other chips
For a while, I suspect
Though I know I can't win you
With chocolates or flattery
If you strayed it would burn
Like an old Sony battery
Rather than leave our
Alliance to the fates
Perhaps if I sent you
A billion rebates
You'd feel like a king
A queen or a contessa
And stop your canoodling
With AMD's new processor


Written & illustrated by Paul Connolly


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