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"Why didn't you SAY so?"

We got a lengthy press release from Jerry, who represents e-MDs. After reading through the whole thing, we came to this disclaimer:

"Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of [agency name deleted]. The contents are intended only for addressee and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, use or disclose this communication and notify the sender."

Hey, Jerry: You might consider the placement of the disclaimer in future releases.