- 1. Look for the Signs Ahead of Time
- 2. Apply for Unemployment That Very Day
- 3. Mope, Cry or Imbibe, But Stay Classy
- 4. Cut Back On All Excess Expenses, Get Insurance
- 5. Perfect Your Resume
- 6. Tell Everyone in the Whole World That You Need Help
- 7. Your New Job is Finding a Job
- 8. Dont Take It Out on the Wrong People
- 9. Take a Deep Breath When You Reach the Shore
- 10. Negotiate Severance Pay This Time Around
