Remedies For Silicon Valleys Malaise

It's gotten so gloomy around silicon valley that even I, usually full of mirth, am starting to get depressed.

Its gotten so gloomy around silicon valley that even I, usually full of mirth, am starting to get depressed. Even the road ragers look melancholy as they cut off unsuspecting tourists. Boohoo. This case of manic despair has been incubating for months, and its hard to feel sorry for anyone. Theres a way to relieve our depression, though, and it has nothing to do with Pfizers Zoloft medication. It involves getting rid of the clutter thats blurred our vision. Here, then, is my prescription for curing the Silicon Valley flu.

Start with cell phones. Ban them: They make people misbehave. It happens while theyre driving, in restaurants, and in the presence of friends and family. Cell phones wont get interesting for three years—after the 3G specs are ironed out and companies that wasted money buying spectrum space recoup enough cash to build some infrastructure.

Dump those PDAs but not all of them—just the ones that people think make them more organized. People are wasting brain cells trying to enter data into the stupid things just because they feel powerful with 1980s-style processing power in their shirt pockets. PDAs wont get interesting until cell phones do and, of course, by then theyll be interchangeable.

Forget chips. Intel announces a really fast Celeron, bumps its bus to 100MHz and rues its corporate dealings with Rambus. And AMD is trying to team up with Transmeta to target the server market. Meanwhile, the Itanium is a blip on the outer edge of a few futurists radar screens. These signs show that the chipsters have no idea whats going on. Stay far, far away.

Extricate XML. Theres a fat chance this will happen, but it may save your sanity if you can erase this overused buzzword from your memory. XML may be able to let companies glue their old data stores together, and it might make a rich transactional language, but at what cost? Every vendor has committed itself to developing toward it. Now its a quagmire, as numerous parts of the XML spec are fragmenting. In technology, its best to keep things simple; otherwise, they end up like CORBA.

Theres more—much more—but Im out of space—or just spaced out. Rid yourself of the clutter, and youll be much better off.