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    Reading Between the Lines

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    Spencer F. Katt
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    May 11, 2007
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      “Its only words, and words are all I have to steal your heart away,” sang the Baron of Babble, Barry Gibb-like, when a pal told him that Bill Gates, during Microsofts Strategic Account Summit, predicted that reading would go completely online within the next five years. “Yeah, Bill also predicted in 2004 that spam would be a thing of the past within two years, and yet there are still so many messages in my in-box from foreign teens who want to meet me,” groused the Grimalkin.

      The Kitty then ranted that before the dot-com bubble burst, everybody claimed brick-and-mortar retail would disappear, and now, in the midst of Web 2.0, a BusinessWeek article advised Michael Dell—who is looking to embrace the channel—to buy RadioShack as an outlet to push his products. “Whatever Dells future, its history will be preserved,” noted the Puss pal. The Smithsonian National Museum of American History has recently added items from the computer maker to its collection, including a 1985 PCs Limited computer and Michael Dells old employee badge.

      As Spence regained his composure, the pal also said that during the Microsoft summit, Gates noted that hed checked out the real estate estimate of his house on Zillow, the online real estate evaluator founded by former Microsoft execs. In an inadvertent acknowledgment of critics of Zillows valuations, Gates also added that if potential buyers were to bid the Zillow Zestimate amount for his manse, “I wouldnt sell it to you.”

      Spence cracked open two cold Narragansett Lagers and asked his Microsoft-watching pal what else the Redmondians were up to. “Well, certainly nothing is rotten in Denmark by Microsoft standards,” laughed the pal. The Furry Ones friend said that just last week, Microsoft bigwig Steve Ballmer visited the country to commemorate the fifth anniversary of Microsofts acquisition of Navision and to demonstrate his companys commitment to the Microsoft Development Center in Copenhagen.

      Suddenly, the KattPhones new ring tone, “Jive Talkin,” by the Bee Gees, interrupted the Kittys conversation. The caller was a crony who claimed the rumor mill was awhirl with whispers that Oracle may be looking to acquire BEA Systems. “Yeah, and a couple of weeks ago Cisco was the rumored suitor for the company,” scoffed Spence. Bidding the caller adieu and taking leave of his Microsoft-watching pal, Spence skatted off to meet some former co-workers who were covering the Bio International Convention in Boston.

      The big news at the show was Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patricks $1.25 billion pledge to fund stem cell research in the Bay State over the next 10 years. The Furry One and his friends soon settled in at the Silvertone Bar & Grill and talked shop over a couple of bottles of wine. One of the Katts cronies noted that eBay seemed ready to scoop up StumbleUpon, a Web service that matches users with Web sites that suit their interests, for about $75 million. “Gee, isnt there a site that does that now—called Google?!” cackled the Kitty.

      Dont forget me at go.eweek.com/kattoon

      Spill your guts at spencer_katt@ziffdavis.com, or give the Katt a howl at 781-938-2627.

      Spencer F. Katt
      Spencer F. Katt, the Whiskered Wonder, has been the mascot and tipster extraordinaire for eWEEK and its predecessor print publication PC Week since 1984. The Gadabout Gatto makes the rounds of the high tech centers of the U.S. and beyond in search of news and gossip about the products, companies and people that keep the IT industry in top gear. By day he can often be found padding about the exhibit halls and briefing rooms searching for tips about the latest breakthrough products. By night he haunts the sushi bars and watering holes his ears alert to the merest whisper about a big round of venture capital funding or a blockbuster corporate buyout. The often tart-tongued tabby is always ready to share his own views about the inside stories behind the headlines. 
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